May 2013
reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is...
m4lice-alice:
story of my life
10000bc:
since abercrombie and fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
anhelos:
i don’t understand why people talk to me about financial values of my hypothetical job. i only want a quiet house overgrown with ivy, a room filled with books and a comfortable windowsill. nothing more.
lolsofunny:
ok none of that bullshit stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
peeing after holding it in all day
faking ill and getting sent back to bed
when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
getting a back massage
seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like...
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I’d give anything to relive some moments in my life. I’d also give anything to erase moments in my life.
welcometothesoundofprettyodd:
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
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After seeing the Great Gatsby, all I want to do is sit down stairs and read the book again.
1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.