reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is...
m4lice-alice: story of my life
10000bc: since abercrombie and fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
anhelos: i don’t understand why people talk to me about financial values of my hypothetical job. i only want a quiet house overgrown with ivy, a room filled with books and a comfortable windowsill. nothing more.
lolsofunny: ok none of that bullshit stuff THESE are the best feelings in the world: peeing after holding it in all day faking ill and getting sent back to bed when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality getting a back massage seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like...
I’d give anything to relive some moments in my life. I’d also give anything to erase moments in my life.
welcometothesoundofprettyodd: AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
After seeing the Great Gatsby, all I want to do is sit down stairs and read the book again.
1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.